Bazooka's Showgirls
1717 Main St Kansas City, MO 64108

First time in the state...

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ConfigMn
Nov 10, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I had some time to kill, so I popped in here. From other reviews, this place seemed like the best bet, especially due to the comments about VIP being full contact.

My initial impression walking in was a little bad, I was legitimately thirsty for something to drink and I couldn't seem to see a bar or something similar to order from. I needed to get change, so I walked back to the friendly ticket counter to get that taken care of. Then I sat down in front of the stage and waited. The first dancer I saw on stage was nothing special. Her name was Tanya, she was friendly, and did have a nice ass which is always a plus. She made a humorous joke about making a deposit in her g string, pointing right in front when she said it. I'm sure it's an old one but had not heard it before. She was wearing an extremely skimpy g string under a more regular sized one and I gave her a nice tip in between the two. I said it looked like she was pointing at the smaller g string but I said I'll save the deposit for that one until I get to know her better. I don't think she heard me.

I was approached about 5 minutes later by another dancer, who walked right up behind me and said, "Do you want a dance?". I quickly said no. Call me crazy, but at a minimum I'd like to get a look at someone before I answer this question, and frankly she was hiding herself behind me. She walked away and seemed a little annoying.

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