Best option in Myrtle Beach, which isn't saying much

Visited Chez Joey’s back in September, and it showed promise. By showing promise I mean I was able to do some groping on the couches, and one young lady provided a decent amount of stick shifting. I could care less about drink prices or atmosphere, although everyone appreciates rest rooms where you’re not afraid of catching something. Chez Joey gets a passing mark on this important criteria.

Decided before visiting again to do a little internet research on the place, and was bombarded with police reports concerning an incident between two of the dancers in 2014. Apparently one blond young lady took her one of her stiletto shoes in her left hand and beat on the head of a fellow stripper. My advice therefore is stay away from any blond wearing stilettos who gropes you with her left hand at the bar.

Regardless of the police reports, I visited CJ early on a recent weekday evening, and was now happy to see the well-lit parking lot with no blonds lurking nearby. Entered the club and found only a few patrons and fewer dancers. This always seems to be a problem with MB clubs, since things don’t pick up until later in the evening. Found one young woman, a brunette I might add, who was worth talking to. Again I had to endure the upsell for upstairs, and suggested a tryout on the downstairs couch. Got a good grind, but not much in the way of stick shifting. Waited around to see if more talent might appear, but got bored and decided to leave with money in my pocket.