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its getting almost impossible to write a review its like a broken record, 1-3 dancers during the day ,nobody going on stage , it got to the point that i spotted a plastic spork stuck in a un lit candle on the table and contemplated repeatedly rubbing it on my wrist but my attention was diverted by a big black haired horse of a woman flopping in my lap and asking me for a dance i quickly rustled in my pocket not to pay her but to my relief to find my cell phone still intact which ill have to give apple credit it with stood a tremendous test , i tell her i wasn't interested she moves along and i limp to the bar and buy a drink or 3 , i manage to make my way back to my table where i stare at the spork for a entire 20 minutes while not a single dancer came on stage shortly after i stuck my pinkie in my ear and shook it a few times and yawned to pop them then got up and left , they hell of a note about this review is this was the best time i had in this place in two months