A hang out more than an ideal strip club experience

So the previous reviewers have explained the physical layout of the club pretty well. It was posh but also had a few random steak house items. Namely Arizona-themed inspired dead cow horns and wild colors thrown everywhere. Especially in places that didn't make sense. I just remember red and neon red everywhere. Anyway, on to the ladies. Now I will admit that I got this place pretty early. This was last month on a Thursday and there were barely any men there, all congregated at the bar so that where all the women, I do mean ALL the women. There had to be at least 30 seats full of women, all looking bored out of their minds waiting for the place to liven up a bit. This would have been an exciting development for me, however, at least 18-20 of these women were all tall, stick then, half starved Russian imports. Some of them with bolt ons, others just looking hungry and uninterested. Completely not my type.

I hung around for 40 minutes waiting to be approached/the rest of the my crew to show up. I got the feeling (same feeling I get about Lust or Riviera's in Brooklyn/Queens) that this place increases in its fun level if you have a crew to go with. While waiting, was finally approached by short, sporty bubbly AA dancer. Also not my type but her smiling personality was so infectious I couldn't turn her away. She was a bit chatty but I didn't mind since it helped pass the time. Gave me the low down on the place which was not surprising. This isn't a place to stretch a dollar. It's expected to spend a ton of money here like most Manhattan clubs. The scale of the place certainly matched that. It was at least 2 floors. Never ventured past the first.

Once my friends texted me they were moving on, I was happy to oblige them to head out to Queens. Bottom line is Hustler Club seems like a great fantasy if you've got money to burn, otherwise I'll pass.