Afternoon Fun

I had heard about this place a long time ago, and after reading a lot of reviews, decided to stop in for myself to find out if all the crazy stories were true. First of all, the facility itself isn't quite as nasty as some reviewers would have you think - although don't get me wrong, it's a long way from upscale. Looking at the outside of the building, it was obviously a diner in a previous incarnation. Now all the windows and most of the doors have been blocked off, leaving a dimly lit, shabbily furnished interior. The bar wraps all around the inside, and it was obviously built for more action - there are two stages, but one of them is never used, and packing boxes from the big screen TV's have been sitting on it for months.

During the daytime there will be about three to six dancers in the place. Schedules are unpredictable for many of them. The dancers fall into a few distinct categories. Some Brazilians with big boob jobs and bubble butts. Some Dominicans or other Latinas who tend to be a bit more "natural". A few Russians who look like they've been around the block more than a few times. And some black girls. If you're looking for the All-American, girl next door type, she ain't here.

Despite this place's official status as a go-go bar, stage dancing is a complete afterthought. The dancers are all about getting you into a private booth. Inevitably, one will grab onto you as soon as you sit down, and start groping you heavily and telling you how nasty she wants to get with you. The best advice is to say no to the first girl who attaches to you, and scope out the place. You won't find any 10's in this place, but there are some pretty faces and nice figures, especially if you are into dark-haired voluptuous types.