I'm starting to learn when it's...

I'm starting to learn when it's worthwhile even trying to go to Delilah's. Got there shortly before 5pm, and it was already too late. I'd tried it at 7 the last time. Got to get there at 2-3, and leave by 5 if you want a decent experience. When it's crowded (virtually all weekend during football season, Sundays are OK in the off season, though Sunday midday, oddly a lot of people are still awake and partying hard from the night before!) the big spenders (gotta be in the thousands, cause 200-300 won't even get me noticed by the hotter girls) have their choice of dancers. And even when you get a dance, its very businesslike, because dancers can make a lot of money if they hustle. Lots of smokers when its crowded, often none during off hours. So if you like to breathe air, and also get more than a wanna dance before you make your selection, weekends are mostly out in the fall, and most of Saturdays all year. Still have had good experiences in 2005 here, but it's getting harder.

Oh, yeah. Why go to a strip club to watch football? (Tomorrow's Eagles, so watch out.) I don't get wood watching muscular men, but maybe that's just because I'm a heterosexual or something. I like football, but at a strip club I want to see hot WOMEN strip. I can't be the only one.