Bottom's Up Club
2520 N Dixie Fwy New Smyrna Beach, FL 32168

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doctorevil
Oct 31, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

This is a classic hole-in-the-wall dive bar. It shares a small parking lot with a low end motel right on US 1 outside of New Smyrna Beach. I went in about 6:30 on a Thursday. I wasn't charged a cover, but I saw a guy who came in a half hour later getting charged, so it must start at 7:00, but I don't know what it is. The place is small. The whole ground floor is not much bigger than a large living room. The bar along the back wall is only about 10 feet long. The bar stools had ratty looking torn vinyl. There is one small stage that wasn't in use most of the time I was there. There were two dancers when I walked in, both talking to what appeared to be regulars. One looked in her mid to late thirties, was tatted up with poor quality tattoos, and had a hard, weathered face. Very unappealing. The other was a fake blond (roots showing) spinner, late twenties with a very cute face. She had a nice thin body and was wearing a kind of push up bikini top and had what appeared to be nice boobs. I was to find out later that babies, time, and gravity had taken their toll and they weren't as nice as they appeared in the bikini top. I sat at the small bar and ordered a beer, which was $4.50, typical for strip clubs. Shortly after I sat down another girl came in. She was thin, with a nice small ass, and looked to be in her late twenties. She stood at the bar next to me and got ready for work, which consisted of cutting medical tape into small circles to put on her nipples. After she finished getting ready, she also went to hang out with a local. I sat at the bar for about 45 minutes and had two beers. I went to the restroom, which was surprisingly very clean and well maintained, and went back to the bar. I had about an inch of beer left and was going to finish it and leave. About that time, the cute blonde finished with her regular and came over and stood next to me. Close up, her face still looked very cute. She chatted for a few minutes and I offered to buy her a drink. She told me one of the house rules is that dancers cannot sit at the bar and suggested we sit at a table. We went to a table in the back and chatted for a few more minutes and she explained the business model. The VIP area is upstairs and there is a one time $10 fee to go up. Dances for her were $20, but she said some girls try to charge $25 or $30. She also had a full menu of reasonably priced extras. She said the manager/doorman insures privacy upstairs by limiting it to one customer at a time if the bar wasn't busy. It was still early in the evening and my plan was to check this place out and then head back to Daytona where I was staying a half hour up the road and also check out Diamond Dolls, the only club in Daytona I hadn't been to yet, so I told her I would just get a couple of dances from her. The upstairs area is a balcony that hangs over the stage with two clusters of couches. We went up and she got down to business, stripping off her top and proceeded to grind away. As mentioned, with the bikini top off her boobs weren't that great, but I still enjoyed manhandling them. A minute or so into the first song she suggested an extra upgrade and offered a discount, so I went for it. She performed admirably, complying with my directions on rhythm and tempo until completion. We went back downstairs and I sat at a table to finish my beer and she went to the back. As I sat at the table, two more girls came in who were quite good looking, youngish with nice bodies, at least as far as I could tell looking at them in street clothes. I would rate then easily 7, possibly 8. I would have liked to stick around and sample the goods, but it was now getting close to 8, so I headed out. As I said at the beginning, this is a classic dive bar. But I like dive bars, and I like this one.

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