An old friend took me to...

An old friend took me to this dive a week ago Friday. He said it was the only strip club in these parts. The place was small with a bar on the left as you walk in and a stage in the center. Along the back were a couple of pool tables.

The music was mostly country and western, the girls were mostly chubby, and the guys were mostly rednecks. Being the only guy in the club without a John Deer hat or hunter orange coat, I stood out like a sore thumb.

The beer was served warm in cans and I can describe the table dances in six words: air dance, air dance, air dance.