Save your money

Went here on a Saturday night while in town for work. Place is a tacky trailer on the outside, nicer on the inside but still very basic. The stage runs along one wall of the interior, with a perv row and then surprisingly comfortable seats a few feet away. About 5 girls on shift, ranging from about a 7 at the high end to a 4 at the low. An aggressive, skinny, not especially attractive but friendly African American girl whose name I don't recall sat next to me almost immediately, made five minutes of small talk, then whispered a fairly specific menu into my ear. I wasn't attracted to her so I politely declined. I found it surprisingly hard to get the attention of other girls the rest of the night. Eventually I gave a pretty aggressive rail tip to an Italian girl with an OK face but a really nice body. We quickly headed for dances after her set (3 for $60). I was persuaded to move on to the locked door VIP ($125 for 20 or 30 min., don't remember), plus equal tip to the girl. I left happy but definitely spent too much, and she kind of went through the motions. I don't expect to find myself in New Paltz again, but if I am, I hope my big head convinces my little one to stay away.