Gold Club
650 Howard St San Francisco, CA 94105

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AJ8921
Oct 18, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

So while on an extended trip to SF, a buddy of mine came up from LA and we decided to hit up this place after going to a lounge in SF. Right as we walk in, I can tell this place is cleaner and has a higher dancer quality compared to other crapholes in SF. Be warned this place is all about the $$$ because of the upscale clientele and location (next to the W Hotel and a block from the Moscone Center). Right when we walk in, two lovely ladies greet us to take our money for cover. ($20/person) If you want a table on a weekend, you have to talk to the ladies or supervisors up front or else...

After paying cover, we walk in and see the place packed. It is a well kept club that had decent lighting so that it wasn't so bright that you could see what everyone was doing but wasn't so dark that you couldn't tell if you were talking to a 9 or a 5. The tip rail is completely full and the remaining seats/tables are almost all taken. So we find an open table and sit down. Right a way this douchebag bouncer comes over and says "get up." I ask him why we had to move because nobody around us at similar tables have bottles or are drinking. So I ask him "If we buy alcohol or talk to someone else can we stay?" He says "No" and continues acting like a jerk and says "move now." At this point I'm pissed and as I walk by his dumbass, I don't try to avoid him and instead "bump" into him with my shoulder (more like throw my shoulder into him). In most other clubs I probably would have been tossed but instead he starts bitching at me while getting in my face and saying "why do you have to bump into me?" I proceed to tell him "if you weren't in my way there wouldn't have been a problem." My friend steps in tries to calm him down but he continues to be pissed. My friend then tells him "Relax you don't know who this guy is. I know you are a big important bouncer but relax." The guy starts stammering like the meathead he is so we turn around and walk past the 4 bouncers who moved into position behind us and head to the bar.

I could have left at this point but I wasn't about to let this douchebag bouncer ruin my night. So we paid for some overpriced drinks and then watched the girls dance from the bar. The ladies are all ranging from 6-10s with all shapes and sizes. There are white, hispanic, and asian girls who had natural and enhanced tits. I didn't see any AA girls but that didn't take away from the quality of dancers. The stage dances are lame but they do get topless. There is one main stage and a satellite stage next to the bar. There is a VIP area upstairs that has another tiny stage but its only for ballers who want bottle service or more private dances. You also can get bottle service downstairs but I rather drink beforehand than waste my money on overpriced bottles. Anyways, the dances work like this $20 for tame dances on the floor. $100 for 3 songs upstairs in semi-private booths and $300+ for a more private 30min VIP upstairs that basically is a room w/ a glass door.

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