Still the hottest girls in NE OH, but new management has made some annoying rule changes.

I've been going to Crazy Horse semi-regularly for about a year now, and I've posted reviews of previous visits. The place seems to be changing, though, so an update might be useful to others. On my last visit, I learned that the previous manager had moved to the downtown club, and that a temporary guy from corporate had come to the Bedford club to whip things into shape. Now, there is strictly no touching in the $15 lap dances -- though I had no trouble breaking this rule with one girl who invited two-way contact, you just have to be very discrete. (In the past, I could hold a girl's tits in my hands for an entire dance with bouncers walking past me without any trouble. Now the girls get in trouble if both feet aren't on the floor.) It sounds like they're really try to upsell the 15 minutes upstairs option, which you can get for $100 or $150 depending on some confusing policy that lets girls "waive" the house fee if you're the first guy they take upstairs that night (or something like that). Pretty sure two-way contact is fine upstairs, but downstairs it's limited, and I suspect there will eventually be fewer girls who invite a lot of touching downstairs. Which, like the two-drink minimum policy, is a huge drawback to what would otherwise make this a fine club.

It's not all bad news, though. It sounds like the goal is to really class this club up -- and it's well on its way to being comparable to how Diamond's in the flats was about three years ago. Very limited mileage, but cheap dances and the hottest, friendliest, "how-is-she-a-stripper?" girls in all of Northeast Ohio. I went on a Monday evening, usually the deadest night of the week at a strip club, and despite having very few customers there were at least 5-7 girls who I'd consider an "8" or above, and not an ugly girl in sight.

I'll keep coming to Crazy Horse, but not nearly as frequently as I used to. The old combination--hottest girls in the region PLUS great mileage without interference from bouncers--made this unarguably the best club in the region. Now, if you want to get a little handsy, you'd better have a ton of cash for VIP or you might as well just go to Christies--where the girls, in my opinion, aren't nearly as attractive or personable.