Club Harem
425 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202

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VIP Review
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mafeditor
Oct 16, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

This is many ways is the most unsatisfactory bar on the block - not because it's the worst, but because it at times offers just enough hope to make the usual lousiness all that more annoying.

The bar itself is a dump -- it's a long bar with narrow hall that will cause you to repeatedly to be bumped, with a lap dance area that offers decent privacy from the bar (though not from those going to the men's room) but are basically offer just two dirty, torn hard couches. Don't know what upstairs is like, but it can't be good.

But the biggest problem is the dancers. Except for the Circus, which is where 40+ old dancers go to retire on the job, it has the greatest proportion of ugly, out-of-shape older dancers on the block. Then, at times you'll have a couple of 6-8 lookers, but they will flirt, grab, and promise fun times while doing the hustle for a lap dance; once you get back, it's very pro forma, not fun at all, and constant upselling for the VIP.

In short, I'd stick my head in to see if there if one of the very few lookers is working; if you're into VIP, might be worth it. But otherwise, forget it -- it's the kind of club that makes you question your life choices just by being in it.

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