I'd Return

I was in town for business and I wanted to go and have a beer and look at naked chicks. It was that or Pillowcase Bingo at the VFW.

Clubs that charge $10 for a tap beer, serve prime rub and the women are plastic fem bots aren't really my thing. I like a nice neighborhood bar that has regulars and by the second visit the bartender knows your name. I felt that way about Oasis.

Was really hoping that Adrianna would be working but she wasn't. I think she was on a couch getting fingerblasted by some guy as he licked her tonsils. There were two dancers cuddling at the bar on a stool. One, I think, might have been a little mentally handicapped and the other was the Alpha Lez. I hooked up with Sophia who is gorgeous, NO pressure and has a set of the most amazing natural boobs ever. I could have spent all night just laughing and talking to her. Sadly, I went for the $85 dance for 15 minutes with her. It was really nothing. No contact. Bottoms stayed on. She promised that for $300 it would be way more fun. Nah.