Yellow Rose
6528 N Lamar Blvd Austin, TX 78752

Nice place... except for the dancers

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notme21
Oct 16, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Never been here before. Stopped in on a whim with some time to kill and money in my pockets. $5 cover. Door person said there were plenty of girls working and the evening shift was just starting. I take a walk around the club. Nice place with two stages and three poles for dancing. Lower level has bars, tables, and private cabanas. Upper level is all labeled 'Reserved' and there are two more cabanas in the back. Before I sat down, I tipped the dancer on stage in the upper area. Before her dance was over, another dancer grabbed me to sit with her. Stage dancer still wanted her tip, so I lingered while she danced. Then I noticed it... gym sweat underarm smell. It's like there is no place in the back to freshen up during a shift. After a bit of a cat fight between the two dancers, I sit with the tall, thin interloper. I got one dance with her that left me wanting no more. I moved to a table on the lower floor. As soon as I sat down another dancer sat in my lap while a waitress magically appeared. I buy us drinks, pay, tip and the dancer in my lap asks if I want a dance. I'm not that into her as there is no conversation or friendliness. She pops up off my lap and moves on as she 'has to make money.' OK. After a bit, I tip another dancer on the stage. She is clearly desperate at the end of her shift. She thinks I'm sexy and wants to be all over me. Except... she's got horrible breath and smells of sweat even worse than the first dancer. I left a dollar on the stage, untangled myself from her and left. Nicest person there was the bathroom attendant. He even smelled better than the dancers. Will not return

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Nice place... except for the dancers