Better than average trip

I usually go to the bird when I was cheap, dirty laps. The problem is that the dancers are very hit and miss and the drink push is insane. I have never been in the club when there is a crowd, and crowd in this case would be more than 5 customers. It doesn't seem to matter when I go, day, night, late night it's pretty empty. I even went one time when it wasn't that I was the only customer there weren't even any dancers! Talk about a strange club experience.

Anyway this visit was typical, myself and 2 other PLs. The first dancer that came up to me was a tall blonde with decent fakes, I decided to give her a try with some couch dances. She was VERY hands on and let me be very hands on and I even managed to avoid a drink push with her since the waitress was busy behind the bar. She tried to upsell me and while I'm sure the private would have been very dirty she was just way too out of it for me. Her eyes couldn't even focus.

Went back to my seat and was approached by a nice curvy brunette who I again took for some couch dances. She was just as hands on as the blonde but she did a much better job convincing me of the upsell. I don't always go private here as you can easily get some ROBs but this one seemed very clear on what was available so I went for it. She left me a very happy camper.