Cloud 9 Show Bar
1110 Sumneytown Pike Harleysville, PA 19438

Too expensive

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DrMeat
Oct 9, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

This is a club located in the middle of nowhere. I went around 5 on a Sat evening, no cover which was good. Sat at bar for a $4 beer and got all $1 in change from a $20. The dancers do 2 songs removing their top after or during the first. Nothing more is taken off during the 2nd song. So it is not a fully nude bar, topless only. They have two stages, a larger one towards the back and a smaller one a few feet away toward the front door. Only one girl dance at a time, sometimes both dance on the back stage, sometime a song on both. Now as to the quality. First girl was thin with a nice rack but heavily tattooed on her back. On the front stage she bounced up and down on her feet, arms at side , making her perky boobs bounce up and down a lot. Very nice, very cute. I rate her a 7-8 but if no tattoo then a 9. I don't like tattoo. The other dancers were average or below. Older, heavier, floppy boobs and so on. Of about 8 dancers 6 were White and one Black and one Hispanic. The routine is to do the two songs, then go around the bar from customer to customer clasping their boobs and having a dollar put in between them for the tip. Hence the dollar bills in change. One pulled her g-string away and took a second dollar between her legs down there.

Now as to the private dances. They were listed on a menu at the bar. $20 for a bikini lapper, $35 for a topless and $45 for a fully nude one. Each listed at 4 minutes in length. The VIP room was listed as either topless or nude at 15, 30, 45 and 60 minutes. The 60 minute nude VIP cost $800. I was shocked.As the 15 minute nude VIP was $200 there was no price break for time spent in the VIP. I find this totally unacceptable price gouging, but as the only club for miles and miles, maybe some rich dudes take advantage of it.

If I remember correct the 60 minutes topless VIP was $600. Horrific pricing. To have a good time here one has to take out a second mortgage at the bank, or rob it.

I will not go back, as I was just passing through, but if I were a local, I might drop in now and then for a beer and a show. They have a free buffet on Fridays. But they do need to improve the quality of the dancers and cut the price of the VIP in half to make it a good club, in my honest opinion.

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