Bad Thurs. Evening

$5 valet, $5 cover... TL;DR - Poor service. No girls dancing. Venue in disrepair and in need of cleaning. Girls will play and dances can get very handsy and there are some good private areas. Will not return.

Walk into the club...It's dark with some strobe lights and blacklight. There is loud, bad music (expected that). A small group of people are speaking spanish at the bar. None of them look up at me. The rest of the place is EMPTY. No customers. No dancers. Hablo poquito espanol porque soy un gringo. So, I take a seat, and start looking for Chicas Bonitas reviews on my phone - exactly where am I? Does not smell very good and the carpet is obviously quite old and dirty. Best part is the stage. Looks like there was some kind of leak and the drop ceiling had fallen. Someone had tried to cover this up with some sheets made to draw attention to the stage and catch the strobe lights. But the sheets had long ago fallen and got ripped away leaving a hole above the stage.

After enough time to have my phone teach me that Chicas Bonitas is not among Austin's elite gentlemens clubs, a waitress comes by and asks me if I want a drink. I recognize the waitress from the bar. Must have been about 10 minutes until she came to my table. I gave her a tip and explained I don't drink, but I do like to buy girls drinks when they are sitting on my lap. As she walks away I notice she stops at two other tables with customers. Didn't notice them as I walked in as they were in secluded corners in the couch area and directly behind the wall that forms the entrance to the seating area. I guessed that they were waiting for their preferred entertainers to start their shifts later. One of them had a pitcher delivered with two glasses.