NOT a "Sweetie"

I spent some time at the Emerald last Thursday night and hung out with Rein, Lexi & Jalen, and enjoyed all of them. I got a few dances from each, and there was more touching allowed both ways than normal, which may be due to their familiarity with me, I'm not sure. But, whatever the reason, I was appreciative. While I was sitting and drinking with them, "Sweetie" came on stage for a dance, and I went up to tip her. She is a very attractive blonde, and I think she has been dancing there for a while, but I have never spent any time with her or even tipped her on stage before. She squatted down in front of me as I handed her a few $1's. As I was handing her the $$, my hand came to rest lightly on her knee as I started to talk to her. This is where it got really weird.

She reached down with two fingers and picked my hand up off her knee and moved it away from her. The way she did it was as if she was thoroughly disgusted that I had actually touched her precious flesh. I have never been so insulted in my life, not in a strip club or anywhere else for that matter. I am a fairly attractive, middle-aged guy and I keep myself in good shape, and I was dressed comfortably, but nicely that evening. Evidently, this queen bitch is the founder of the GPS club (golden pussy syndrome - I love that term). I am still rather shocked that she did it - hell, I've probably spent thousands of hours in strip clubs over the last 20+ years and I am a frequent tipper at the rail, because I love a good view and I like to get to know as many of the ladies as I can, and I have never, ever had anything like that happen to me before. Shoot, this is even a "contact" club, which is not the case for all Knoxville clubs (sadly).

I will certainly be back to Emerald to see some of my favorites, but I am sure as hell not giving "Sweetie" any attention or any $$. I will gladly spend my Franklins on the ladies that appreciate the attention. By the way, I would recommend Rein, Lexi and Jalen for couch dances - I had some fun with all of them.