X marks the spot

As I drove up, I was not even sure it was open. There is poor parking lot lighting. I went in a paid the $14 cover to the man behind the giant glass window. I gave him a $50 bill and he fought with me for three minutes that I gave him a $20. but finally he looked in the draw and gave me the correct change. It is a juice bar, with a small 'bar in the far corner. The club is dimly lit( and i'll get to why in a second), with a stage in the middle of the floor and 2 pools connected to thin air at the top. There are seats next to stage, and more plush ones to the right of the door. Behind those are the dance chairs. There is a stairway to the left of the door that leads to the VIP loft which has fish tanks and hard wooden seats. The floor seems to be clean, as my feet did not stick to the floor once. The bartender for the evening was a 40ish hot Russian blonde that double as the massage girl. She was sweet and I did get a quick $20 massage from her which was above average, but I refused the 200 "VIP touch" because she flat out told me it was a plain massage just 30 minutes in length. the DJ seemed as if he was left over from the 80's the way that he talked and introduced the girls on stage. An odd experience so far.

The place is lit pretty poorly, and it is my venture to say that it is because most of the women here are past their prime or just blatantly out of shape. I am about 250lbs myself, and at least one of the dancers was heavier than me by a lot. There were some pretty decent bigger girls who did keep themselves well maintained. AMber was a thick, dirty blond with huge honkers, and was very friendly. I got a $25 dance from her and ended up talking for a bit afterwards. She was in no rush. I ended up spending some time with ANGEL, a 40+ brunette with big breasts and some amazing DSLs. after 2 lapdances, i decided to take her up on her offer to go VIP. The Vip was $200 plus her tip( $150). we went up stairs and she immediately started to pull my pants of while rubbing her tits in my face and moaning in my ear. She was having trouble getting a good angle, so I ended up standing half way through. I could see everyone in the place but because of the lighting, no one noticed me up there. She sucked like a DYSon for 20 minutes and then I came in the cover and she cleaned herself up. She was impressed by my stamina but not impressed enough that she didn;t hint at more tip.

All and all, if you pick the right night I think you can have a goodtime.