Not a strip club

This is the last remaining peep show in London - possibly the last in England - so had to give it a go. It's in an alleyway between Wardour Street and Rupert Street in the heart of Soho. Don't be confused by the dodgy clip joint next door (enter at your peril); this is the one with the open red front door and a low counter, manned by a sinister looking tattooed bloke.

Entry is free but you have to go equipped with a load of £2 coins. The tattooed bloke has change but he's not the type of guy who you want to spend much time with so come prepared. The place is tiny and, once you enter, there are about 3 or 4 cubicle doors. Pick a door and enter the "closet". There's a slot in front of you where you put your £2 coin and the shutter will rise so that you can see a girl on an eye-level bed doing her thing. The shutter will come go down on you (just the shutter!) very quickly so you will need to keep feeding the slot to get your fill. The cubicles are private and there are tissues supplied if that's your thing. Be warned, they mop out the cubicles as needed but I would still watch where you step and don't touch anything!

The girl I saw had a surprisingly fit body but was seriously uninterested - can't blame her though as not much motivation.