Low Rent District

Returned after a few months absence; about the same as in past. Daytime admission "free" with $10 drink charge (maybe vice-versa: once I asked for a water instead of fountain soda and they tried to charge more). No change in bordello-style décor, tiny round stage, dark corners, and fairly private dance/VIP booths (though no doors/curtains on VIPS, pretty set off and no bouncer visits). No drink push, but staff will push you to upgrade dances when you pay in advance at bar. Generally few customers in daytime. Amazingly, selection of dancers is unchanged from prior visits, with the exception that the long-missing Ardist is back from hiatus. Pick of the crop (and one of the better strippers you'd find anywhere, not just at this backwater) is Crystal, a short fit Latina vet (maybe late 20's or early 30's) with some beautifully-built add-on boobies and a Penelope Cruz look. She might have had some tune-up on the fakies since my last visit and maybe added 5 pounds, but damn she is still fine and worth the VIP ($100 for 10 minutes or $150 for 15). Ardist is worthwhile as well; her body is thin and tight with ample boobs and a curvy butt despite her incredible representation that she's over 50!! Conversation with her can be a trip as she is pretty spacey, but she is a seasoned vet and knows how to deliver an A++ lap dance. The other two I saw are a step down: Charlene is a chubby older blonde with a decent face and some big soft titties; Alexa is a chubby mamasita who is nice enough but should find another career. Saw one other girl I didn't recognize for sure, but nothing noteworthy or worthwhile. Crystal is the show and worth the money; Ardist is good for a change or if you're in a hurry and Crystal is tied up (as she probably gets a lot under these circumstances). Not the place to go if you want variety and young hotties, but OK if you like seasoned pros and good bang for the buck in the Valley.