Sad...just sad

Stopped by Oasis while in Tampa on business hoping for a little fun after a tough day. The club is smaller than it looks from the outside with a short bar where the dancers tend to hang out waiting for customers to enter so they can latch onto them like sucker fish. My fish latched onto me within 30 seconds of my arriving. She was all bubbly and anxious to start up a conversation which might not have been so annoying if I'd had the chance to have a couple of beers first. After a few minutes at the bar my bubbly fish asked if we could move to one of the couches that surround the stage. I figured "what the heck" at least I'd get to see if there were any less annoying fish in the joint. Turns out I was wrong. In fact the rest of the herd (and I do mean herd) were more slow moving manatee than bubbly fish. After we sat down the large girl on stage was replaced by an even larger girl. This large to large pattern continued for the next three dancers while bubbly fish kept asking me if I was ready for a dance while grabbing my member and flashing her tits. The tits weren't bad and I might have even been tempted to take a chance in the LD if it weren't for the gunt she was sporting. I have no doubt a high level of mileage is available at Oasis. What I doubt is my ability to get it up for the talent that's available.