Slow Start to the evening but Great experience

I had been in Vegas for most of the week. The city was full of hot looking women in skimpy outfits and I was lonely and frustrated. I had been thinking about hitting a strip club and I spent quite a bit of time reading this list to see where I would go. The Crazy Horse III had a great online ad special that include free pickup and delivery, $60 of drink coupons, and cover charge for $50. It was online only and I wasn't interested in having my credit card associated with a strip club. I called the club and asked about paying cash for the deal. The girl on the phone said no to the cash deal but she said they'd pick me up and let me in free. So I said pick me up. A guy picks me up at my hotel in black van with CH3 in small letters on the side of it. I am the first pickup at 7:30. I know this is early for a strip club, especially in Vegas but there you have it. I ask him about a ride back and he says we work for tips. I tip him $20 when we get there, hopefully ensuring a ride back. I get to the door and a manager greets me and hands me off to the cashier who says come on in and hands me off to another manager who takes me into the club and shows me around. The place is very nice, clean and shiny but very quiet. I get a seat at the bar with a nice view of the stage and order a beer. The price is reasonable because it is still happy hour. I drink my beer and watch the stage. The girls are pretty and there are a few hanging out with a group of guys near the middle of the club. I look around a bit more and see that the club is huge. There are other stages and areas besides the main stage and room. They are all closed right now because it is still early and the club is not busy. I get ready for another beer but the price has gone up to normal strip club prices. The beautiful sexy bartender tells me they still have a deal on a bucket of six beers for $20. I don't usually drink that much but someone else is driving (I hope) so I go for it.

An asian girl asks me if I want company, I say sure and she sits down next to me. I offer her a beer which she accepts and we sit and chat for quite a while. The club is still mostly dead. I ask her a lot of questions about how the club works. They have $20 dances which they do out in the main room. For $100 you can go back in the (mostly) private area and get 3 dances over the course of 15 minutes. There is a one drink per 15 min minimum and the drinks in VIP are $20 or so. I finally decide to go for the $100 deal but I don't really have enough cash on me so I go to the ATM which charges $10 and spits out $100 bills. A manager in VIP makes sure I give the $100 to the dancer

We go to a spot in the VIP area where it is nice and dark and she sits on my lap and I get a drink, and she starts dancing. They are nice dances with lots of grinding and touching. I get a nice boner out of it which she comments on. When we are done, we go back to the bar and hang out some more I get the bartender to break the $100 bill for her so she can go tip the VIP manager. She finally heads out to try and get more business as there is more traffic in the club now. Thing is, I think there are more girls than guys. They are all gorgeous too. I take my bucket of beers and sit behind the stage where the girls wait to dance. Several girls come by and ask to sit on my lap. I let a couple sit down but I tell them right away that I am all out of money and am just trying to finish the beers before i go. They mention credit cards and the ATM, etc. but I am really out of money. There are so many girls and I am feeling so much better now. I could have spent a fortune but I just sat and watched the show and talked to the girls waiting to go on stage.