I can think of a lot...

I can think of a lot worse ways to spend Game 4 of the World Series in the winning team's city than in a strip club. Got to the club just as the game got started. Paid a few bucks for parking and about 10-15 or so for an entrance fee. Was seated against the wall away from the main stage near a row of chairs used exclusively for $20 lap dances, which I'll get into later. Diamond's is BYOB, which doesn't matter to me one way or the other. I'd rather not drink, remain sober, enjoy myself and get home without wrecking the rental car. Bottled water and sodas were somewhere around 3 dollars apiece. Waitress was a young lady who took care of us quite nicely, but couldn't be convinced to provide a "private" lap dance upstairs.

Diamond's is laid out as a large room with a large stage up front and a "caged" platform where dancer's dance. Regular stage dancing gets down to topless only in a three song set. The dancer's range from 5-8 and are not TOO high pressure for private lap dances. Nice enough to sit with you and chat without a hassle. There are two kinds of lap dances, ones on the main floor in the chairs previously mentioned for $20 apiece. Fully nude with minimal contact. The others were private lap dances for $30 for a single dance and $25 apiece for more than one. The private lap dances were in a secluded area up some steps on the far side away from the main stage. On chairs and sofas, these were a little more high mileage although YMMV, depending on the dancer. Allowed to touch, although discouraged from touching the breasts or ass.

Tipping dancers on the main stage a buck or two got you plenty of mileage too.