Surprising Fun at a Small Town Dive
My wife and I travelled to south Oregon and were surprised to find that there was a strip club in Klamath Falls. We decided to go on a Thursday night since we were leaving town the next day. Parking was in the back of the building and was dimly lit. Luckily, we got a spot close to the door and had enough light to feel safe going from the car to the club. If we had to park at the back of the lot, we might have left without getting out of the car. The door at the back of the club led to an empty section of the club. Around a corner we first spotted the stage. It was a fairly small stage maybe 15 feet by 30 feet. There was a row of chairs all around the stage and a cushioned bench along one wall close to the stage, but not much seating beyond that. There is a small bar across from the stage. Overall, the club seems like a rundown dive bar.
The music was a little too loud for my taste and inhibited my ability to hear the dancers in conversation. The music was a wide range of genres but was too heavy on hip hop for me. There wasn't a DJ and they didn't even announce the name of the dancers as they came on stage. The lights were bright enough to see well and the stage lights changed colors in a slow rotation. The ceiling was low enough that the dancers could touch it while on stage. The pole was functional, but didn't have much height so it limited more acrobatic pole dance moves.
We went to the bar and got a couple of $4 diet cokes and payed the $5 cover. The bartender (I think he might be the owner as well) was a bit gruff, but nice overall. We sat on the bench along the wall behind and to the side of another couple and a guy that was sitting at the stage. After watching a few dances and seeing the fun interactions the other patrons were getting, we moved to seats at the stage. The dancers were really friendly and obviously enjoyed interacting with us. They would sometimes take the cash thrown on stage and fold them into origami dicks, stand them up on the edge of the stage and then pick them up with their ass or tits. A few times they would ask if they could touch and would put the cash into a shirt pocket or into my wife's cleavage and then rub up against us to take the bills with their teeth. There were no 10's here but all of the dancers were 6's through 8's. There were 6 dancers, most were thin and a couple that were more thick with great curves that we like.
A beautiful Latina dancer that my wife really liked and had tipped a lot at the stage came by, greeted us, and sat talking with my wife. We noticed that the dancers were very friendly with each other and while the Latina dancer was sitting with us the dancers on stage would also talk with her as well as my wife while dancing in front of us. We offered to buy the dancer with us a drink and I went to the bar to order the drinks. I grabbed the diets cokes, and the bartender brought the dancer's drink to her. Watching the cute interaction between the bartender and the dancer it was obvious that the dancers also had a great rapport. While I was at the bar, a creep sat down around the corner from my wife and started making comments about how my wife should be on the stage. He even threw money on the stage in front of my wife trying to get the dancers to repeat the show of taking the bills from my wife's cleavage. At one point the dancer sitting with us had to tell him to put his phone away because he was trying to take pictures. He offered to buy my wife a drink and even before I could tell him to get lost, my wife refused the drink offer and told him to stop bugging her. He became very rude and made further comments that made my wife and I uncomfortable. With the loud music and my hearing issue I did not hear most of what he was saying. The jerk left to go to the ATM and the bartender intercepted him and must have kicked him out as he immediately left even after getting more cash. Even the dancers seemed to be relieved that he was gone.
We decided to get a lap dance from the dancer that had been talking with my wife. She explained that it was $25 per person per song, and we had to buy tickets from the bartender. I went to the bartender and bought 4 tickets so we could have a couple’s dance for 2 songs. We went to the lap dance booth which was a high backed (about 5 foot) "C" shaped booth away from the stage and bar. If felt private, but anyone walking by could see into the booth. The dancer had nice larger breasts that we love. She was cute and very friendly. She danced for my wife and allowed her a great amount of mileage. Between songs she asked my wife if she could dance for me. I also asked both if I could caress her ass. She did a good amount of grinding, and I enjoyed lightly rubbing her ass as she moved. We finished the lap dance, tipped the dancer and said our goodbyes. We decided to head back to the hotel for the rest of our fun.
The total for the night with drinks, cover, lap dances, and tips was about $250. We enjoyed the evening and felt this was the best value of any club we have been to. We would love to return and wished the club were closer to where we live. Even if it were a couple of hours away, we'd gladly drive that far to go much more often. This club proved to us that even a club that I'd call a dump can be a gem if the price is right and the dancers are friendly both in conversation and mileage.
