Out House best in KC area
I went to the Out House last night. Middle of nowhere, and dumpy building, but it is by far the best club in the Kansas City area as far as I have been able to determine, and it is the only one that has totally nude lap dances. Out of the 12-15 dancers at the club while I was there last night, most were mediocre, but there were 2 that I would say were beautiful knockouts. One of those was a 9 and the other a 10. The 10 was a young college student, around 18-20 years old, and last night was her first time ever as a dancer. She was blond, beautiful face, flat stomach, slender perfect body, perfect ass, and good sized boobs. Pretty sure the boobs were "enhanced" but still really nice. Her pussy was as smooth as a baby's butt without a hint of hair or stubble. I got her to lap dance for me in the VIP and she said it was her first time ever to give a lap dance. She asked me what the rules were because no one had told her!! I could have taken advantage, but I didn't. I told her the truth, which is touching is allowed everywhere but the pussy. She had a beautiful pussy and I would have loved to touch it and lick it, but I was good and told her that was off limits. I told her the other girls gave the guys good close up looks at the pussy (which is kind of true, some do, some don't) and she obliged by giving me several good very close up looks at her beautiful pussy. She acted very shy and embarrassed, which was a turn on for me. Her dancing was kind of clumsy, and not as much grinding on the dick as what the other girls do, but she let me fondle and touch her as much as I wanted. Of course I didn't try to touch her pussy after telling her it was off limits. I got 3 dances in a row from her. The dances in the VIP are $30 per dance, and I rounded it up and gave her an even hundred. I thought I would take a short break and then get more dances from her, but as soon as we left the VIP area another guy grabbed her and kept her in the VIP room a long time. I got tired of waiting and left. That girl was as hot and beautiful as any you could ever hope to see, and she was very sweet and obliging. I hope she's there the next time I go back.
Prior to the super hot young new girl I had VIP dances from 3 of the regular experienced dancers. The first two were mediocre looking and they gave mediocre dances so I just got 1 dance each from them. The third dancer turned out to be excellent. She was probably in her mid twenties, large boobs with pierced nipples, pretty face, nice ass, but she had a bit of a bit of a belly. I was not going to let her dance for me, but she sat beside me for awhile as I was watching the nude strippers on stage and she started massaging my neck and shoulders. That felt really good, and after she did that for awhile, she asked if she could dance for me. I said ok since she had given me a good massage. I'm glad I did because she gave great dances. Her dances were as close as you can come to fucking with your pants on and zipped up. I had on very thin pants with no underwear and at times, I could feel my dick going into her pussy as she was grinding in my lap. She also rubbed my dick a lot with her hand, and she would put my dick in her mouth (through the pants of course) and hum. That felt great. She would also put her mouth on my balls through my pants and hum. A few times when her pussy was within reach, I ran my hand between her legs and rubbed her pussy. Her pussy was soaking wet, and she did not do anything to stop me from rubbing her pussy (which most girls there do NOT allow). I got 4 dances in a row from her, and I then told her that was enough. I went back to my chair near the stage, and she came and sat beside me again. This time she started rubbing my upper thigh as I was watching the girls on stage, and every few seconds she would move her hand a little higher and rub my dick a few seconds, then move her hand back to my thigh and she did that over and over. Of course, I loved that. I wound up getting one more dance from her, and it was as good as the earlier dances. However, by that time I had seen the young, hot, new girl on stage, and I wanted to get lap dances from her. All in all it was a very nice evening. I wound up spending $330, including the $20 cover to get in, and I would say it was worth it.
I have been to several clubs in the Kansas City, MO/Lawrence, KS area, and no other club comes close to the Out House as far as I can tell for a fun, erotic evening. If anyone knows of any clubs in the area that are as good or better, please let me know as I would love to check them out. I just moved here recently from the New Orleans area, and back home you can get blow jobs and even fucks in the clubs, but that does not seem to be the case in the Kansas City area, so what I got at the Out House appears to be the best available. Please tell me if I am wrong.
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