Not as good as it used to be.
I decided to visit DIamonds, being that the last time I went was three years ago. I was surprised to see that the layout was definitely upgraded. Had better lighting effects, and seemed more spacious. I was expecting quite honestly many good looking women. I would say only one stood out, and she was hard to get a lap dance, as there were many guys wanting to have one. What I remember from 3 years ago with Diamonds, that I liked the most was the VIP Lap Dance area. There you get a private lap dance, semi-private at times, where you sit on a black leather seat, and it is very relaxing, and maybe you'll see 2 or three other patrons getting a lap dance, but not in full view in your field of vision. So when I asked one girl for a lap dance, I was expecting to go to the area I described. To my surprise, the lap dance area I was led into was basically the size of a office cubicle, with randomly colored couch seats, scrounged up from random places. Before you get the lap dance, I had to pay the $23 to some guy standing behind a register, which seemed odd to me. He then put on a bracelet on my wrist, which made it feel like a carnival ride. I was accustomed to just giving the money to the dancer, so I was just perplexed by all this red tape stuff going on. So when I tried to sit down it was very crowded, two guys to every couch, unlike 3 years ago, where it feels like it's just you and the dancer, and no distractions. The dancer was great, gave a great lap dance, but it felt repulsing to look around and see multiple lap dances simultaneously going on at the same time. It felt like being in a crowded men's restroom off the highway, or in a crowded locker room at the YMCA, or if you've ever watched porn, to me it felt like I was in the middle of some soft-core porn orgy, and I felt very uncomfortable being a part of a fantasy gone completely wrong. It's like meeting a girl at a party, and then she takes to a room with swingers, and your like, oh my god, what is going on. Any way, it's a great place to look at girls and watch them dance, but if your looking for a nice private lap dance like it used to be 3 years ago, don't bother going. I probably won't be going back, because the set up they have makes it seem unseemly. I don't know why they changed the lap dance room, probably a bunch of rules and regulations ruined it. The dancer mentioned to me you can get a VIP room for 30 minutes at $300, but there's no way I'm spending that much money, for something I used to get for $20.
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