I stood up and all i saw was phat asses nd lazors everywhere

Phat asses and lasers everywhere. This place totally has my vote for best hidden gem in florida. Its cheap, none of the girls speak a lick of english, and they all have phat asses. This place is tucked away in the hood the only way i found out about it was from this awesome website. You pull up and not even the valet speaks english. Its a small place but you will immediatly not give two shits about the decor (really cool lasers) once you see how big ALL of these girls asses are. I swear this one chick couldnt fit through most doorways. Entry was like $5. Drinks where cheap i didnt try the liqour (i gave up on strip club iquor in miami years ago). I dropped a stack on ones out of my pocket and a hostess promptly returned it to me (extra bonus points).

Seriously though phatest asses ive ever seen in my life. Fuck tootsies, bellas is where its at because they arent a million people in there. Also going to the stage is prety much pointless as all the girls come up and ask you for a tip aftewards and procede to give you a lap dance at your big comfortable chair. Also the lamp dance area is super posh with really comfortable pillows and it is just so awesome to squeeze the pillow and the big ass together. Also extras are available my friend was quoted $200 by the skinniest girl in there. Yea i live in orlando thank god for tuscl i will never go to another strip club other than bellas now, all my hopes and dreams are in one place. So go but shhhhhhhhhhhhhh keep it a secret and bring money, and a translator.