Seedy massage parlor, not a strip club
I was in town a few months back and was trying to find a strip club. After I figured out there were no options close, I called ahead to see if Geisha House offered deep tissue massage. They said yes, and that I should come by. I did. It is a bit far from the center of town, but more importantly, the place is run down and dodgy. I walked in and was greeted by a flabby 50-something, who took me upstairs. Carpet wasn't clean, place wasn't clean, smell wasn't good, I was already turned off. When I asked who the "therapists" were, and could she introduce them to me, she said she was the only person available. I promptly made some lame excuse and walked out, thinking about getting hand sanitizer as soon as possible. I certainly would never return, and I wouldn't have any of my friends visit either. Thumbs down.
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