Blue-collar, neighborhood place

This is my favorite place around Philly. Pros: Natural, bangin' girls, well-priced drinks and LDs, safe environs. Cons: Parking lot and club could be more spacious, especially the former.

The first problem you run into at Northeast is the biggest problem: parking. The lot is tiny, the side streets are cramped, and the neighborhood is a bit spotty. After parking, you meet the bouncers in front (possibly to pay a cover fee, depending on how late it is and whether it is a weeknight), who will pat you down and allow you in.

The club isn't the nicest in the world, but it'll do. There is a pool table in an area a bit removed from the bar, next to the entrance for the rarely used champagne room. Sometimes a dancer will play with the customers here assembled. An auxiliary bar is located near the pool table, but I've never seen it manned, and I've been here many times.