sinclair's Review
I stopped by on a Saturday night at 20:15. This strip club is now called Club Stilettos, not the Top Hat Cabaret. The best way to describe the club is that it is two different suites in the same building. One suite is the strip club, and the other suite is a bar. Alcohol sales are not allowed at strip clubs per local laws, so this is how the business gets around it. Each suite has a separate entrance from outside of the building. There is no doorway in the wall that connects the two rooms. If you enjoy alcohol, you will be walking back and forth between the two rooms all night, as the dancers also do. There are windows in the wall, so you can at least watch the dancers perform on stage while you are in the bar room.
The bar room is well lit and quieter. It has a pool table and television. There is a large outdoor patio that you are allowed to drink on. Domestic beers were $4. Import beers were $5. I bought a dancer a cocktail for $6. The ATM is located in the bar. It has a maximum withdrawal of $200 and charges a ten percent fee per transaction.
The strip club room is dark and loud. There was a $6 cover charge. You are given a wristband, so you can come and go between the two suites. There is a stage on the east wall that is about a foot off of the ground. The stage has two stationary poles. Dancers are allowed to put boobs in your face and give mini lap dances to tippers during their stage performances. The better looking dancers made around $100 in singles in a couple songs. Cans of soda can be bought from the doorman without going next door to the bar.
There were ten dancers working on Saturday night. I was pleasantly surprised to find more than half of the line-up 7’s or better. I also noted that dancers were friendly, polite, and gracious for tips. This was not in line with many of the other strip clubs I have been to recently. The dancers all seemed to be in their twenties, except for Dallas. The dancers were either white or black. There was no Asian or Hispanic representation. Dancers take off their tops on stage and during lap dances, but still have to wear pasties over their nipples.
–Sinclair Dancer Sheet–
Bambi: White, fit body, brown hair, blue eyes, large B cups, 25 years old, sinclair prototype, 9.
CiCi: White, slim, black hair, small C cups, big tattoo on upper chest, scorpion tattoo on left side of abdomen, 8.
Cinnamon: Black, slim, A cups, 7.
Dallas: White, small saggy B cups, wears glasses, lots of random tattoos, looks 35 or older, had kids, 3.
Destiny: Mixed, curvy body, large C cups, 6.5.
Foxy: White, average body, half blonde/half black hair, B cups, words ‘Forever’ and ‘Young’ tattooed on back of thighs, cross tattoo on side of left thigh, had kid, 5.5.
Lexi: White, thick, brown hair, brown eyes, D cups, had kid, loose skin, 4.
Mercedes: Black, slim, A cups, tattoo down spine that is a script and a rose, wore Budweiser bikini for one set, 23 years old, 7.
Pixie: White, petite and fit, blonde hair, fake large C cups, large tattoo on upper left thigh, 8.5.
Salem: White, slim, blonde, blue eyes, A cups, tattoo on right side, tramp stamp on lower abdomen, had kids, 7.
Lap dances take place on the far left wing of the strip club. I wouldn’t call them private dances because the booths they take place in don’t block the view of the desk girl that collects money and counts dances, nor any other people doing lap dances at the same time. Lap dances are $20 per song or three songs for $40. Dancers can touch the customers, but customers cannot really touch the dancers. I was able to put my hands on the dancers’ thighs and hips, but nothing more. While contact is restrictive compared to other parts of Kentucky, three songs for $40 is still a very good deal if you get with a dancer that can grind like a molcajete. There are also VIP rooms available which offer privacy from voyeurs, but they still have cameras inside. The VIP rooms are fifteen minutes for $50 or thirty minutes for $100. The level of contact between the entertainer and the patron is the same in the VIP rooms.
Club Stilettos is fairly tame because it is in the Bible Belt, but prices are reasonable. The women are mostly attractive and friendly. Other than the hassle of walking back and forth between the two suites all night, this was a fun strip club to visit on a Saturday night. I would return to Club Stilettos if I was visiting Vette City again.
