Crazy Horse Men's Club
25540 Miles Rd Bedford Heights, OH 44146

Still great, but a few frustrating changes

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grinder24
Sep 5, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Crazy Horse, Bedford remains (in my opinion) the best club in the Cleveland area. The girls are consistently gorgeous and friendly, the dances are cheap, and most of the girls are OK with at least some touching. I hadn't visited since the spring, however, and when I visited twice over the past few weeks, I noticed some changes that leave a little to be desired. First, the floor staff in general seems a bit more hostile; they act much more "eagle eyed" around the customers, and I've seen them reprimand girls on the floor for stupid things. Additionally, the regular $15 lapdances have declined somewhat due to stricter rules. Only five or six months ago, I had three dances in a row from a girl who had at least one leg up on the chair the entire time, grinding her clit hard into me and letting me touch her everywhere but between her legs. Another girl stroked my cock over my jeans before the dance even started, and at the end of the dance kissed me multiple times on the lips. It wasn't a club you where you would look for extra mileage, but as far as standard lapdance action, you couldn't ask for more. Last week, however, the first girl I got a dance from told me that no touching was allowed (only upstairs, in VIP) and that the girls had to keep both feet on the floor at all times. Two floor guys were literally patrolling the whole time, and a girl in the booth next to us got scolded mid-dance for dancing with her feet off the floor. Pretty irritating--if the girls are happy to allow something, and it isn't "extras," why do these beefcakes feel the need to interfere with it? Crazy Horse is a great club precisely because it ISN'T Diamonds in the flats; if it goes that way, it might lose a lot of business.

A couple more problems before I end on a positive note: first, the $20 special seems to have been terminated. That's a shame, because it's the thing that brought me in the door the first time I visited a year ago, and it's a big part of what kept me coming back. It was really a valuable deal, especially considering that they've been stricter about the two drink rule again (another annoying feature that might send me back to Christie's if it persists). Despite these drawbacks, however, I still (for now) think of CH as my go to club in the area. This is mostly because of the girls. A few of my favorites from earlier this year have gone--which is a shame; they lost a couple of stunners in the 8-9 range, knockout types who would really let your hands roam in the back. (Does anyone know what happened to Kyle and Jenna? Are either of them dancing at another club?) Of the girls that remain, though, quite a few are gorgeous, friendly, AND very intelligent. Most of the ones that I talk to regularly are in college, read widely, keep up with current events, and are stripping to pay off the tuition while they make something of themselves. I know that isn't something every strip club patron looks for, but sometimes it's a nice addition. If I'm not going to get a simulated fuck-session in the back, I at least like to be able to have a pleasant conversation with someone gorgeous, charming, and nearly naked. Also, a few of the new girls they've hired in the past month or so seem like keepers. I hope they stay!

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