First and Last

My buddy was back from the Navy and it was his birthday so we decided after a long night of clubbing to hit the strip club. This was the closet strip joint to us according to yelp. When we got there we each paid a 20 dollar cover expect my navy buddy since he was in the military. The club looked a little outdated like from the 70's or something. It had a long bar the back with a spacious area of chairs then the main stage. There was side where private dances were talking part on the left side and the VIP was upstairs. There was about 12 or 15 girls working and they were either European or Hispanic. Once we got seated we got a round of drinks since it was the requirement. We were just chilling watching the dancers on stage and none of the girls came to talk to us for about 20 minutes. This was the first strip club I have ever seen without a pole! When the girls were dancing on the main stage it was all slow like as if they were on some drowsy medication. It was pretty boring to watch. Finally the girls came to talk to us and they were either pretty old or fat. I got a private dance from a french girl and it was alright. She let me feel up on her so that was a plus. I wasn't really feeling this place so I only got one dance but a couple of my friends got more. One stripper was really feeling my friend and gave him 4 dances for the price of one and said to go to VIP with for 400 dollars but my friend said no. As it was getting closer to closing time this one Cuban chick appeared out of thin air and she was the hottest girl there. A straight 10 out 10 with a cute face and fat ass. She spoke no English but every one was in line to get a lapdance from her. My one Spanish friend spoke to her in Spanish and was lucky to get the last dance of the night with her! Lucky bastard. Overall, I would not return here unless it was with the Cuban girl. There are better clubs out there.