Sporty's Bikini Bar
1053 E El Camino Real Sunnyvale, CA 94086

well...it is a bikini bar...

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blacky
Sep 1, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

So...I love SC, especially those that allow a decent amount of contact, but had limited options given the time of day and my schedule (very limited number of clubs in the area are open in the afternoon on a Sunday), so thought Sporty's would have been worthwhile, well, not really.

If I was only looking for a bar, I would have walked in and walked out, as it was a bit of a dump, but this place wasn't just a bar - there were "exotic dancing" girls there. Note - I saw one girl on stage and she was sort of going through the measures and there was one other girl on the floor in the corner talking on the phone. So, immediate reaction wasn't so great. I then asked if by chance they offered lap dances and the bartender pointed to a spot about 10 by 4 with three chairs and said, "sure, over there" Well, not such a great place for a lap dance - clearly no privacy and absolutely no chance that anything is happening other than maybe some limited grinding, especially as the girls were wearing fairly large bikinis - I mean, at a bikini bar, why can't the girls be wearing swim suits equivalent to what you would find on a beach in Rio? However, there was something fairly redeeming and that is both girls were in their young 20's and fairly attractive, but given what I am used to, this place didn't even come close to cutting it, so after a look around, I quickly left.

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