Major disappointment

This is a very tiny club with maybe 3-5 dancers at any given time. Most of the dancers were Russian, one was an overweight drug addict. The only pretty dancer refused to give lap dances and just wanted to play video games on her phone and not be bothered. The owner is there each night I'm told and looks like a cartoon character from marvel comics who doesn't say a word and just sits at the bar drinking one after the other all night. The square footage in the club is maybe 300 square feet as its only 10 by 30 feet long. The music is turned down which makes it nice if you are with anyone you can relax and have a beer and hang out. Otherwise, this club is a dive.