Xcess Gentlemen's Club
Closed
28 Industrial Loop W, Staten Island, NY 10309, USA*

About what I expect for NY clubs

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nycsportsguy
Aug 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday After Midnight

stopped in here a few weeks ago. Had gone down to Atlantic City, had a rough night at the tables and headed home early. It was still early, so figured I'd check out Curves. Hadn't been there in a while. Last time, I wasn't impressed and thought I'd give another chance. Not much has changed. Most of the girls were of eastern european descent. First girl comes to me as soon as I sit down at the bar, immediately asks if I can buy her a drink (just about every girl who came to me did the same). Prices for drinks are ridiculous here, but I understand that is a big part of how the house makes money, so I knew it going in. I ordered a beer, she asked for a red bull and vodka or something like that and the total I believe was $24. She tried to start some small talk, but the language barrier made it hard for her, I did appreciate the effort. After about 2 minutes or so, she started telling me how she wanted to have sex with me. I'm not a rookie, so I start laughing hard on the inside while trying to keep a straight face. But thought it might be fun to play along with her for a little while. I then asked when she got off, told her she could come back to my place and I'd drive her home after if she needed. She explained she worked for an agency and had a driver and she had to go home in the car or she would be fired. Then asks me to go to the champagne room or vip room (forget what she called it),but I respectfully declined. She finished her drink and moved on. Several more girls came to me, and all had the same pitch. Ask for a drink then tell me they want to have sex with me. Wound up going for private dances with two different girls and I can say the dances were very hands-on. One actually put my hand underneath her thong and let me play with her pussy, but after about 20-30 seconds I heard the bouncer yell, "No pussy touching." As I left the private dance area, I apologized to the bouncer saying, "Sorry, I didn't know." He said, "No problem, buddy. You can touch them anywhere else they'll let you, just not there." Didn't want to get the girl in trouble and since he wasn't threatening to kick me out or anything I didn't tell him that she put my hand down there. Both girls did practically beg for a tip on top of the cost of the private dance, which is another reason I am not a fan of clubs within the 5 boroughs. Go outside the city, you pay for your dances and if you want to tip on top of it, of course they take it, but they don't hound you for it. To sum up, if you are in the mood for some very hands-on dances and just want to be in and out fairly quick, then head here. If you want to simply relax, have a few drinks then head somewhere else unless you are in the mood to spend a few hundred dollars.

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