Shakers
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295 Hoboken Rd Carlstadt, NJ 07072

Nice attractive girls but not overly impressed overall

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Aug 23, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

First visit in about 4 years. Went to Jets preseason game on a Friday night and Shakers was an easy 10 minute walk from my hotel. Opted for that just in case I got my drink on.

Bar was fairly full but emptied out somewhat in my 1/2 hour there. My Jack and Coke was $6, tiny glass, still decent but I noticed it was $4.50 in my four year old review. Constant dollar parade and no contact with the boobage, girls take their tips in their hand. Dancers are for the most part tall, slim, and Russian or Eastern European. Many seem on the older side, in their 30's. Tattoos are few, if any. Was one smoking black girl with similar body type and an Asian girl.

One girl stopped by and asked if I wanted a dance. The cubicle were full so she asked for a drink and I obliged. Once a cubicle opened up I was seated in this old, low chair with two intrusive arms. One of the worst lap dances I've had in years but to be fair to the girls it's hard for them to do much given the furnishings. This girl then took it upon herself to massage me, she had no clue what she was doing and it was painful.

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