Mustangs Gentleman's Club
2430 Chillum Rd Hyattsville, MD 20782

Don't judge a book by its cover...unless the book cover and a few pages are shabby.

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Propsi
Aug 18, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

The beverage prices were very reasonable compared to most places in the DMV, but the place needs an overhaul. Great dancers on hand who were voluptuous, but dank decor and a rattling stripper pole made my experience a mixed bag. When I entered the place, it looked like the club time forgot on the outside with a dated sign, taped up sign. I entered the club through a hallway that looked more like a construction site with cracked walls and bland paint. When I entered the club, the bartender was laid back and charged $4.00 for drinks, which was a steal considering prices I spent in other clubs in the area. However, the ceiling had hairline cracks around while the dance stage was centered around two old jukeboxes and a pool table sitting across the hall in a small room. The floor was clean for the most part, but the seating arrangement was awkward with people sitting over the cue rows, making for a weird deal where patrons lean over your row while you watch. The music primarily the hip-hop while the thug factor was nonexistent with the crowd consisting more of older men in their 40s and 50s that ranged from casually dressed retirees and blue collar workers.

The dance quality was surprisingly good despite the overall appearance of the club. The dancers are mixed, but it was primarily Black dancers when I visited the place around late noon. The dancers on hand varied from atypical rump shakers to flexible athletes. They were very approachable with no attitude problems and seemed ready to please on stage despite the dead crowd in the place. The short haired dancer on hand was a solid 7 with a well endowed body while the other was six and a risk taker in doing tricks on a shaky pole that seemed to rattle with each move. They didn't seem to have a high hustle factor but it was more than likely due to the time of day. In short, if you want to grab a quick drink and see some pretty good rump shaking and don't have a hang up with the decor, check this place out at least once. However, if you want a more lively atmosphere with higher quality dancers, look elsewhere in the region.

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