the girl was wasted

I walked in around 4:00 PM on monday. I was rather amazed at the quality of dancers on shift. Numerous attractive women. Seriously, dayshift at DIVAs and there were a couple of 7+ girls. One of which approached me and asked me to buy her a drink. She seemed tipsy but not to bad. I bought her a drink and then tipped her on stage. She came down and said "lets go dance!". I went for the 15 minutes for $80 option.

Terrible idea. It turned out she was so drunk that she kept falling over or passing out on top of me. She'd grind for a few seconds and then stop and collapse. Then she kept telling me how tight her snatch is but wouldn't let me touch it or anything. Thanks for the info! One of the worst dances I've ever received. Not worth $5.