Average Experience

So like I said in my review of caddyshack I was going to try other clubs. I was driving through Surrey and randomly came by the Byrd. I decided what the hell let's try it. I was leary as its surrey and it's got a bad reputation for crime but I was excited to see some titties again.

Service from the waitress was fast and accurate. I think I paid 6 for my run and coke. The clientele ranged from old and depressing looking to ugly women out with uglier guys to some who looked like they were ready for a gang fight.

The first girl who danced looked younger than 18. I got a pathetic lap dance from her later that night and she said it was her 23rd bday. I didn't believe her but wished her a happy bday and offered to buy her a drink and sit down and watch another girl but she declined.

I was dissappointed that for at 9 at night and a fairly full bar the girls seemed to stay away. There was one who was chatty but she stayed on the other side of the bar.

Just before I was ready to leave at 10 another girl finally came out. She came to the side I was seated at and had a couple of mins of small talk and then immediately asked if I wanted a private dance. I decided to take her up on the offer. After 1 song she offered a 2ND and I as all dumbasses do accepted only to give her $$$$ after another disappointing dance. Unlike my first lap dance she got irritated if she rubbed my hands which I had respectfully placed on my lap. I tried all sorts of jokes and got some giggles and gave compliments and got nothing.