Small town wood shack type infrastructure with beautiful women, high end prices and strict rules.
The club opens at 6:30P so I went there at 8PM. I had been a few days in Asheville, what a wonderful town it is. Good food, nice people and lots of activities outdoors. I was there for work for a few days and after eating at most restaurants and a bit of extra time on my hands came checkout tuscl and found out there was actually a nice club in town. There was a small cover at the door. When I came in there were 3 girls a whale, a lesbian, an old guy and a couple. Weird isn't it? Anyway... Two of the girls were actually pretty hot. I love the Appalachian blood. Tall blondes with perfect bodies... There was also an italian looking that told me she was irish... Black Irish I guess. She had the best body of all. Something that needs to be said is that they all had awful teeth. Must be mountain due or lack of hygiene, both very Appalachian as well --lol just kidding... Anyway: The place is very standard with a bar in one side and a the stage at the end of the room. More like a small warehouse turned into club. The private rooms were on the side of one wall a bit raised from the rest of the club. The stage was fabricated of cheap painted wood without stairs. The dancers butts come to your belly or chest instead of the pants or face. I would recommend stairs so dancer can come down and do a proper rub. Took a blonde to the private couch and everything seems self managed. I was told that no douching was allowed by law around the hips or pelvic area. The light was phenomenal, there were no bouncers but the milage was low, even from the black irish for $25/song. I thought the whole thing was a bit depressing so I don't think I will be coming back.
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