Mens Club

This club did not live up to its pretensions on my visit, but it is a nice club and I had a good time. It’s off an access road in a commercial area next to the interstate, but that’s typical for these kinds of establishments, which are often zoned out of “respectable” areas. I pulled into the parking lot and drove by the row of spaces marked “valet” and past the valet station to the far side of the building and parked in an unmarked open space. This space actually appeared to be in the parking lot of an adjacent building. Nevertheless, the valet ran up to me and told me parking was $4. WTF---was I being charged to park on someone else’s property? I looked at the neighboring building and it appeared to be vacant. Maybe the club owned this property, too, or rented the lot. I don’t know, but I paid the $4. Irritating, but not worth arguing about. The exterior of the building has an upscale look, and this continues on the inside. After paying the $7 cover charge, you go down a wide, zig-zagging hall, with a couple of small, glass walled rooms on one side that looked like they were set up for private dining, but were empty when I was there. The overall look and feel of the club is top notch and gave off a feel of luxury. After the zig-zag hall, you enter the main club area, which is quite large and dimly lit. There was a light crowd on a Tuesday night, probably only about three-dozen customers at best, which were mainly white, but also a few blacks. There appeared to be a higher percentage of older PLs, so I fit in OK, but also some younger guys. There is one main stage in the middle of the club, and two smaller stages in the back that weren’t used while I was there. There were about 2 dozen dancers on duty, mainly white, but a few AAs also. In general, they all looked pretty good, probably in the 7-9 range, maybe even a couple that would rate a 10. There was also one dancer that was clearly a competitive body builder, which is not my type at all, but she had a following. I saw her take several guys back to the VIP area several times while I was there. I also saw a tall, dark haired Latina looking gal who had obvious fake tits and ass. Her ass was enhanced to the point it looked comical to me, but she had her following also. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer, which was $5.75, which is a little pricey even for a strip club. At one end of the bar was a AA stripper hanging out with her regular old white guy PL. She was clearly drunk to the point of stumbling when she walked. After a while a little AA gal sat down next to me. She was young, had a killer body and a cute face, but talked like she dropped out of high school a few years early and had bad teeth. She was friendly and started rubbing against me as she chatted, but I got occasional whiffs of body odor, which was a big turn off. It didn’t take long for her to ask for $30 private dance. She had such a nice body I considered it, but the bad teeth and body odor convinced me otherwise. After a while she went up on stage. It didn’t take long of Latina to take her place. This one was probably in her late twenties or early thirties. She told me she was from Columbia and had worked in a number of strip clubs around the country, including in Las Vegas, Dallas, Houston, Miami, and a few other places. She was thicker than I typically like, and had obvious fake tits, which I am not a big fan of, but was not bad overall, probably a solid 7. I decided to give her a spin when she also suggested a $30 private dance. The private dance area is large room with booths behind the main club area. To get to it you go through two sets of doors that soundproofs the private dance area from the rest of the club, so the music back here is different from the rest of the club. As I found out, the songs here seem to be shorter than what is played in the main club area. She took me to booth in the back of the private dance area. There was no door or curtain on the door to the booth, but it was secluded and there were no interruptions. She really wasn’t much of a dancer, but she took of her top, climbed into my lap and started rubbing my cock. She let my hands roam everywhere, including inside her panties. I know time always seems to go fast under these circumstances, and I wasn’t timing with my watch, but I swear the first song ended in about two minutes. I went ahead with a second song, which resulted in her pulling off my belt, unzipping my pants, pulling out my cock, and putting it between her big fake tits. After more playing around, and going into song three after what seemed another two minutes, she dropped her head down and I thought she was going to give me a blow job. Instead, she spit on my cock and started jerking me off. OK, this was not bad, even though I would have preferred a BJ. By the end of song three, about two minutes later, I had had enough and decided to call it quits. I went back to the bar and had another beer. She hung with me for a while, gave me her phone number, and asked me to call her. Overall, not a bad visit. The physical facilities are top notch. Although the quality of the dancers are not on par with the physical plant and not what you will find in a true high-end “gentlemen’s club,” they are definitely above average, and clearly some fun is available to be had here.