Just wanted a beer!

i had heard this place was a dive... The kind of place you see a lot of c-section scars and sad older guys. Local-yocallish. But I really just need a place to stop for a beer on the way home from work on late days, so I stopped by on a weeknight to check it out.

I was partially right. There were a couple sad sacks sitting at the bar, and most of the dancers were not very attractive at all. I think one was pregnant! But, the place was clean and nice enough, if small. There was a pool table and one of the girls asked if I wanted to play. I didn't have time for that this time, so I sat with my beer and chatted with the super-nice and fun bartender, and just got a sense of the place, when I was literally assaulted by the craziest, smoking hot stripper I have ever met. She pounced on me! She scratched me, and bit me and licked me and put her hands all kinds of places. She demanded I do shots with her, and refused any kind of tip. This while an insatiable dollar parade was happening on the other side of the bar, with lesser dancers looking on with annoyance. Honestly, i wanted to be annoyed too, but it's hard to not like a woman who pays so much attention to you. Especially if she is hot!!

I only had a little time, but as I left she told me to come back the next day she worked. I wasn't sure as I left if I wanted to see her again, but I have to admit that since then, I can't stop thinking about her, so I imagine I'll be going back. All in all, I am glad I went, it was a far better time than I thought it would be....