Why is this club still in business? THIS is why...

You've read it all before: the space is a shithole, the bathrooms are probably a health code violation, there's never many (any?) girls dancing, but when there are, it's $20 a dance. There is an all male dancer club attached to the building, with access via a different door. I don't know if that's for gay dudes, or straight chicks on bachelorette parties or what, but I'm neither so I'll never know. There is playboy channel porn playing on big screen TVs, because you go out to a strip club, pay $15 at the door, and drink a shitty soft drink so you can watch porn with other dudes? More likely, it's to distract from the lack of actual live females in building. WTF

However, Centerfolds still has it's charms. In this case, they came in the form of the lovely D**** who must be all of 21 years old, is tall, Caucasian, and slender, while possessing an ass with curvature that causes men (at least me anyway) to go weak in the knees, and entertain wholly unwholesome thoughts. She has long red/brown hair, and lovely smallish B cups with the kind of perk that only youth can deliver. She's not much on conversation, and simply doesn't hustle at all. She is very sweet thought, and gives stellar high mileage dances. Also, it's kind of nice to have the entire place to just D**** and yourself!