Worst experience yet!

I am still shuddering after my trip to Bing. I've been there throughout the years and was great back in its heyday. But now cameras have curtailed this to a shell of what it once was. I arrived after 7pm, opening time. Took half an hour before the first girl came out. I drank my beer (at least they were cold) and waited for some attention. The first dancer came down and was friendly with back rub and small talk. The beer was working and thought I'd take a shot at the cab. She was not very imaginative with the hands and simply ground on my shorts. I wasn't feeling anything and thought of ending early. When finished, to my astonishment, I was left a present on my shorts! OMG. Feeling the beer I only wanted to leave. Some baby wipes and out I went. DISGUSTING!