You get what you pay for.

This is a rough spot. I've been going here for years because a friend likes this place because he says all the dancers are attainable. Which translates into, old, unattractive, past their prime. Sam's is the end of the road for a lot of dancers. I lost a bet and had to get a lap dance from a 47 year old grandma. Her tits were like veined bowling balls. She talked about her grandson the entire dance. I almost never find an acceptable girl here, so I have a couple drinks while my buddy gets he dances. Only on one night did I find a diamond in this rough. She was Philippine and had been dancing for only a week. So she obviously didn't know that this was not the place for her. But her skin was like brown butter. her nipples were dark brown and like pencil erasers. Her pussy was perfect and she was so shy from her bad English is was one of the hottest dances I have got. Even though there wasn't much mileage, it was just one of those things ya know? But normally this place is dead 6 nights a week. Saturday is the only day to go. The other nights it's a lot of video poker players and there are more dancers than patrons doing their zombie like stage moves and going through the motions like a bad Tarantino scene. If you want to slum it. Go to Sam's.