Not for me

EI is an architectural blunder. The building appears to have originally been a 1940’s era residential property, small apartment building or group of row homes, that has been retrofitted as a commercial property via poorly planned construction projects over the years. EI is actually 3 businesses, a barbershop, a BBQ drive through, and a strip club. The entrance to the club is on the right side of the building. There was no bouncer at the door. There is a long ramped hallway leading up to the club. There are various signs posted on the walls of the hallway stating rules for customers and dancers. One sign stated that daytime cover is $12 every day except Friday and holidays when its $14. As soon you enter the club there is the cashier, snacks, and other Knick knacks on foldout tables on the left. There is a large bar on the right. The bathrooms are in the back. EI has the weirdest most awkward bathroom I have ever seen. The female bathroom has a sign on the door stating that its single user and there is no changing outfits allowed. The male bathroom has no sign and is apparently multiuser. The bathroom is as wide as the door, about 3 feet. On the left wall are 2 adjacent urinals with no barrier in-between. On the back wall is the toilet out in the open with no stall. The bathroom is so narrow that you cannot walk past someone who is using the urinal. The knob on the inside of the bathroom door is missing. You have to pull the door open by the bolt lock which I don’t think functions as a lock. The shared sink for both bathrooms is right outside the bathrooms.

The dance area is in separate room from the bar. The dance room is quite small. The stage is a large 2 inch high rectangular platform with 2 poles and rails around it. The DJ, speakers, and 2 wall mounted TVs are behind the stage. The stage is way too big for the club. It takes up at least a third of the floor. In the rear right there is an area that looks like it was once a bar that is now used by the dancers to store their bags. The VIP room is in the front left. I didn’t go in VIP but it appears to be quite small. Most of the furniture consist of padded arm chairs. There are a few lightly padded armless chairs in the rear left. There are no sofas or benches. There are several small round tables scattered throughout with a box of tissue and hand sanitizer on them. There is no carpet and the floor is slippery. Customer service was quite good. All of the staff was very polite. There were waiters and waitresses offering 1s, drinks, snacks etc.

Dancer quality was just as good as other clubs. I saw 1 girl that was a 9. I even saw a girl from Fuego. All the girls were black but there was a lot of variation (tall/short, thick/thin, ratchet/nerdy). There were 3 BBWs but they were all neat and attractive. The BBWs either had mega boobs or mega booty with a decent face. The girls were basically PG-13. There was practically no nudity on the floor or on stage. The girls were way too covered up. Some girls were wearing shirts. Some girls were occasionally wrapping scarves around their butt. Once in while a boob might slip out or a dancer might flash her regular. I don’t know if the lack of nudity is a legal issue or a VIP upsell strategy. I did not see anyone go to VIP and only 1 girl mentioned VIP to me. There is no formal stage rotation. Many of the girls never went on stage. Lap dances are $5 and the songs are very long. The value isn’t that great because the dances are very boring because furniture does not permit the dancer to use a variety of positions. The arm chairs do not permit the dancer to face you and the armless chair are too small to slouch in. In most cases you end up with a monotonous rear booty grind. Also if you are not sitting against the wall, your chair will gradually slide on the slippery floor.