Coyote Ugly

In town for business, so I decided to look up the local entertainment and thought I would try Centerfolds. It seemed to be in a decent area of town so I had hopes, but they soon vanished the second I entered. I was given a pat down and in I went. The sun had been bright that day, but my eyes adjusted a little too quickly to the lighting. That's never a good sign. The club had a decent layout complete with an empty stage, unfortunately. A quick look around and I understood the reason for being frisked. Thug Life rules at Centerfolds.

The place was relatively clean and I was asked if I would like something to drink as soon as I walked in. My scotch on the rocks was a little on the skimpy side so I told the bartender to keep the change from the $20. Anywhere else, that would guarantee nice servings of liquor, but not at Centerfolds. I think my second drink was even smaller than my first. No tip this time. I found a table near the bar(since the stage was empty) and it wasn't long before I was approached by a short, busty black chick with a big booty. She said she was there to rescue me from the other girls and I think she may have been right. The dancers were mostly AA and looked like they were working the track. Looks wise, they were in the 5-6 range at best. I bought a drink for the girl who sat with me and she did a decent job of conversation in between leaving to go in the back a couple times. She threw the puppies in my face each time she returned and was extremely friendly in the private dance. After a couple hundred spent in the private booth she brought out the business game and and offered some after work favors that I turned down.

I think what stuck out the most was the clientele. It looked like an episode of Gangland in Centerfolds. They all knew the routine and lifted their shirts as they entered like they'd done it a hundred times. My busty companion told me that there had been a "few shootings" in the club in recent years. That pretty much sealed the deal for me and I was out of there a few minutes later. It was only a little after 8:00 p.m.