Playa's Club
Closed
3709 Governors Dr SW Huntsville, AL 35805

I actually feel bad for everyone associated with this place.

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JJTheNightCrawler
Aug 2, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

This.... this is a place that only serves a very very specific niche. The playas club is your run of the mill "urban" strip club located in a seedier part of town. The parking lot isn't very big and if you look, well... thats because the building isn't very big either.

So lets walk in, shall we? Well when you walk in you will be greeted by a bouncer, who.... is sometimes there but then sometimes isnt and that is where youll pay you cover for the evening. If memory serves me correctly its like $5-$10, but ironically I think it's whatever they feel like charging that night. To set things straight, there is only one bar at this club and at this bar is only one bartender, and this bartender only knows how to open beer bottles and make cranberry vodkas or pour Hennessey. If you look around the bar, which shouldnt take long since the place is so small, there are only 2 stages. To your right, a corner stage and to your left you enter another room where the main stage is located. Need I remind you that this place feels very small as the ceiling is only 10-12ft high, so dont expect any high flying routines or pole dancing to say the least.

Now for the part of the review most people are interested in. As i mentioned before, the girls have one niche market. Guys who love big asses. Otherwise, thats about it. The looks are not to die for, and the bodies are filled with stretch marks and pouches caused from drinking excessively sweet drinks and and eating poorly, however I suppose that this is how that obtain their ass. When a girl enters the stage, most (and when I say most, like 99%) are rap and underground rap and the women there just shake their ass. Which I guess I shouldnt be complaining but I like strip clubs for the sexiness that comes with it, not because an ugly girl with a big ass can shake it. Unfortunately, again, give the people what they want. However it would not seem that way because no one in there tips. They sit around and flash their money on the table, but by the end of the song it is not uncommon to see a girl pick up 5 dollars on the stage and go about her business. Every now and then, one lucky girl will have a guy come to the stage and "make it rain" by throwing a wads of $1 bills in the air, about 40 or so. however that is few and far between. If I had to take a guess, girls only come to hit this lucky jackpot.

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