Well, at least my wallet was happy

I'm going to try and be nice with this review. First impression on the exterior and location. This actually could be the worst location for a strip club that I have encountered and it didn't really dawn on me until this visit. Went during a Saturday afternoon. Don't think I have been during the day at least in the summer. Right on a major road, across from a very large movie theater(the entrance/exit no less) and right at a traffic light. Wouldn't be so bad except the parking and entrance are right on the road! So imagine, pulling in to the club and walking to the door and there's a minivan full of kids with their parents at the traffic light waiting to turn into the movie theater. This may not bother some but Im sure it will others.

Normally a $5 cover before 7 according to a poster just inside the door but no bouncer at their station or anywhere I could see, so I made my way inside. No dancer on stage. About 5 customers at the bar. Sat and got a beer($8 12 oz domestic). Hot MILF bartender. Would say about 4 songs go by and no stage action. At the far end of the bar there was a female talking to a guy but couldn't tell if she was a dancer. BTW the music here is just weird. Old rap songs with music videos playing. I mean I am talking De La Soul, Arrested Development (Mr Wendal!), Nice and Smooth, etc. Dont get me wrong, I listened to this back in the day but it doesn't belong in the SC. Finally, the DJ announces a dancer. It is the female that was with the guy at the bar. I will not rate her on a 1 - 10 scale, just describe her. Long blond hair, not bad looking face wise. Big legs, bit more then thick same with the ass(though didn't see much of it) big sagging tits, not the worst I have seen though and a big stomach.But I still sat at the stage (no one was) and tipped her. She did give a good show and was very close. Showed her pussy which was actually nice. She gave a great effort and it must be commended. She apologized for being the only dancer at the club, Didn't expect a lot of dancers but just 1 is a bit disappointing. Left as she was ending her set. The bouncer/manager did end up at his post and as I was walking out he gave me a free pass. Although he didn't say it, his face and demeanor basically said " I am truly sorry for this poor excuse of a strip club viist but please come back and maybe we will have more girls, like more than 1".